And It Wouldn’t Hurt To Grow A Beard, Either
You don’t need a TRUNKLOAD of TALENT and you don’t even need any CHARM! Hi! Willie Blay here for CHUTZPAH, the revolutionary new way to do things that’ll change the WAY you DO THINGS - forever! That’s the Chutzpah promise!
How much would YOU pay for the secret to FORTUNE and FAME for those of us not blessed with any special physical or mental gifts? Four dollars? Eighteen dollars? Five billion dollars? I can do better than that: I’m giving the secret away FREE! It’s not like I need the money where I’m going! The secret is CHUTZPAH, a groundbreaking new formula that unlocks the power of sheer NERVE to pave the way to a richer, more confident, and richer you!
It’s all in not caring what people think! Remember this acronym: HGH! It stands for “Haters Gonna Hate”, and it reminds you that some people just LOVE to make themselves look SMARTER by tearing down OTHERS! What do you care what some overeducated copywriter from St. Louis thinks of you? The answer is YOU DON’T! If that guy was so smart, he’d be living in a fabulous MANSION like yours instead of a vinyl-siding shack in St. Louis!
Remember another acronym: RAA! That stands for “Remember Another Acronym”! And the acronym I’m talking about there is ABC: Always Be Chutzpahing! Here, let me demonstrate.
Take a normal, everyday e-commerce customer – that’s you! Then take a pretty typical household product: a Roomba 530 Robotic Vacuum! When you’ve got CHUTZPAH, that Roomba becomes a “full-service household valet”! Its counter-rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush magically transform into “two dynamite blasts against carpet-bound crud”! The Spot Clean and Dirt Detect functions? “Advanced artificial intelligence scanning your environment for foreign contaminants”! A minute ago, you were about to fall asleep – now you can’t click that “I WANT ONE” button fast enough. THAT’s the POWER of Chutzpah!
Seeing is believing, am I right? You put in the hours like me and you can be a HOUSEHOLD NAME like me, with the fortune to match! It’s all in the CHUTZPAH! But wait! Call now and I’ll triple my offer at no extra cost to you! No, that doesn’t make any sense – but it doesn’t have to make sense when you’ve got CHUTZPAH! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to move on to another mortal plane. You call it the afterlife – I call it a brand-new market! I just hope they have blue shirts up there!
Features
Warranty: 90 Day iRobot
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty
Features:
- Efficiently vacuums dirt, debris, pet hair, dust, allergens and more from carpets and hard floors
- Counter rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush work together like a dustpan and broom
- Sturdy Bristle Brush digs deep into carpet fibers to grab dirt, debris, pet hair and more
- Powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into the large, bag-less bin
- Fine filter traps dust, pollen and tiny particulate inside the bin
- Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture, into corners and along wall edges
- Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them
- Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes
- Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs
- Simple operation—just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest
- Automatically returns to its self-charging Home Base® to dock and recharge between cleanings
- Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean
- Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris
- Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels
- Improved sidebrush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners
In the box:
- 1 iRobot Roomba 530
- 1 Virtual Wall
- 1 Self-charging Home Base
- 1 Power Supply (3 hour charge time)
- 1 Brush Cleaning Tool
- 1 Rechargeable Battery
- 2 Filters (One in the Roomba, One extra)
Specs
iRobot Roomba 530 Robotic Vacuum with Virtual Wall and Self-Charging Home BaseSpecs
iRobot Roomba 530 Robotic Vacuum with Virtual Wall and Self-Charging Home BaseSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 2.000s
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