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Dear Ion Audio Slides 2 PC 35mm Slide and Film Converter,
When I first met my wife, it was at a college football game. I was with my friends, she was with hers, and we sat near each other completely by chance. Let me explain the moment for you. We were wrapped in our jackets, talking about our classes and spiking our drinks from a flask, when suddenly, there was a fumble. The crowd went crazy as one of our linemen grabbed the ball and ran eighty yards for the game winning touchdown. I was so excited that I couldn’t control myself, and I leaned over and kissed her. I admit it, I would have kissed anyone, even that fat guy who painted his chest in the school colors. It was just that kind of play! But, unfortunately for me, at that exact moment, she was saying something. And even worse, her friend took a picture! She made that picture into a slide and, almost every day since then, the woman who is now my wife looks at that slide and says “Darling, do you remember those words I said at that football game? The ones that made you fall in love with me”
And almost every day, I come up with a new way to lie to that woman. Because I never heard them in the first place.
So when I found you, Ion Audio Slides 2 PC 35mm Slide and Film Converter, I thought my life was saved. The box said that you were a high-res five megapixel quality scanner with a four glass optic element. And, now that I’ve tried you for myself I know that you can turn slides and negatives into digital images. You work great, and you’re small and quick. But, Ion Audio Slides 2 PC 35mm Slide and Film Converter, where do you get off being made by an audio company?
When I saw the word “audio”, I figured this was finally the answer to my problem. Finally I’d be able to hear those words she was saying in the picture! No more answering with “Oh, I can’t say it like you said it, honey.” No more “There was so much passion that when I think of it the words just get stuck in my heart.” No more “Oh, sure, but before I tell you what you said, I want to paint the entire house from top to bottom because I love you so much and it can’t wait for one second longer.” You, Ion Audio Slides 2 PC 35mm Slide and Film Converter, were supposed to be my escape from all that. And all your staff can say to me is “film doesn’t capture sound and never has”? What kind of an answer is that? I needed you!
But because you failed me, Ion Audio Slides 2 PC 35mm Slide and Film Converter, I’ll be going home tonight, and tomorrow night, and every night for the rest of my life, to find yet another way to convince the woman I love that she always mattered more to me than a really good football game. Do you know how impossible that is? I guess people who wanted to convert slides and film to enjoy cherished family memories might find you exactly what they need but as far as I’m concerned, Ion Audio Slides 2 PC 35mm Slide and Film Converter, man, thanks for nothing.
Sincerely,
Un-Audible In Kentucky
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Ion Audio
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended WarrantyFeatures:
- SLIDES 2 PC is a high-resolution, five-mega pixel scanner with a high-quality four-glass optic element that ensures you capture all of the color and detail in each one of your slides or negatives
- Fixed-focus range, automatic exposure and color balance guarantee that your memories are captured optimally with accurate color conversion and perfect imaging
- Incredibly fast, one-touch scanning and a single-cable connection make SLIDES 2 PC perfect for updating your photo collection
- Transfer 35mm negatives and slides to your computer
- High-resolution 5MP, 2592×1680 scanner
- Fast, one-touch scanning takes just one to two seconds
- Single-cable, high-speed USB 2.0 computer connection
- Portable design with ultra-small footprint
- Includes easy image-transfer and editing software
- High-quality f=6.0, four-glass optic element
- Fixed-focus range, automatic exposure and color balance
- Blue light indicates power when connected to computer
System Requirements:
- Windows XP (32-bit) or Vista (32-bit)
- Pentium III 450 processor or equivalent (PIII 800 recommended)
- 128 MB RAM (256MB recommended)
- 50 MB available hard disk space (100MB recommended)
- USB 2.0 port
In the box:
- Slides to PC Scanner
- Slide Tray
- Negative Tray
- Optics Cleaning Tool
- Software CD
- Quick Start Guide
- User Manual
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