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When “not on my watch” came back into fashion, sure, it was great! Novel, rare, captured that feeling of being totally in charge, no wonder it caught on so fast! But a decade or so later? C’mon. When you hear a guy reply to “We’re out of chocolate syrup” with “NOT ON MY WATCH!!!” it’s really time to rethink the phrase and maybe move to something different. You know, in the interest of the species. If aliens are up there judging us, we don’t want to appear cliche.
So that’s how the Invicta Men’s Quartz Watch comes into play, as part of a simple, time-honored behavioral modification method. Just choose one of the seven different watch options listed here and carry that watch with you in your pocket. Someone yells out “NOT ON MY WATCH, BUDDY!” just take it out and hand it over. They’ll stare at the Invicta Men’s Quartz Watch, and then at you, and that’s when you say “There. That’s my watch. Now it’s okay.”
Naturally, the nerd you do this to will be annoyed. And it goes without saying that the nerd you do this to will be busy trying to process what just happened to him, so he probably won’t even notice all the different options on each lovely watch (see the specs below for full details). That may be sad, but it’s not important to your work. What is important is that you’ll have just made a very clear point: if they say that phrase again, they’ll be trumped. And when it comes to being trumped, a nerd just cannot abide.
We should add that it helps if you buy three of these Invicta Men’s Quartz Watches, so that you can give them to friends who can play along too. But that step is completely optional. When the Invicta Men’s Quartz Watches method is properly applied, it should take less than a week for the words “not on my watch” to be forever associated with fear and anger in that poor nerd’s mind. When he goes to say his catchphrase, he’ll begin to pout for no reason. Maybe he’ll even glare at you over the gaming screen. But you know what? You won’t care, because that stupid phrase will be dead and gone. And those aliens? They’ll be impressed.
The Invicta Men’s Quartz Watch isn’t just a new timepiece. It’s a tool that could change society. This is your watch, friends. Do your part. Make a difference. Get on it.
0375 Silver Band Black Face Chrono Men’s Watch
0376 Silver/Gold Band Blue Face Chrono Men’s Watch
0378 Grey Band Red Face Chrono Men’s Watch
0379 Silver Band Black Face Dual Time Zone Men’s Watch
0382 Gold Band Black Face Men’s Watch
0374 Silver Band Silver Face Chrono Men’s Watch
0383 Black Band Black Face Dual Time Zone Men’s Watch ($100.00 Bill Not Included)
Packaging
Warranty: 1 Year Invicta
Condition: New
0375 Silver Band Black Face Chrono Men’s Watch:
0376 Silver/Gold Band Blue Face Chrono Men’s Watch:
0378 Grey Band Red Face Chrono Men’s Watch:
0379 Silver Band Black Face Dual Time Zone Men’s Watch:
0382 Gold Band Black Face Men’s Watch:
0374 Silver Band Silver Face Chrono Men’s Watch:
0383 Black Band Black Face Dual Time Zone Men’s Watch: ($100.00 Bill Not Included)
In the box:
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