“Hi, I’m here to vote. My name is Intec Wii Wave Controller & Nunchuk Bundle.”

“I’m sorry, what?”

“Intec Wii Wave Controller & Nunchuk Bundle. I’m that totally adequate controller people buy when they need, like, a third or fourth Wii remote, but they won’t use it that often, so they don’t want to shell out for the Nintendo version. That’s me. The Intec Wii Wave Controller & Nunchuk Bundle.”

“Can you spell that for me?”

“I-n-t-e-”

“Uh, you know what, never mind. As long as you swear you’re that person and that you’re registered to vote, that’s good enough for me.”

“Really? I don’t have to show you ID?”

“Well, do you really swear you’re eligible?”

“Yes.”

“Then here’s your ballot. Go on in.”

“Ah-HA! I’ve found you out! I’m actually a documentary filmmaker going undercover to catch election judges collaborating in voter fraud! You’re busted!”

“No, YOU’RE busted! I’m also a documentary filmmaker, but I’m going undercover to catch documentary filmmakers committing voter fraud!”

“Except that you’re actually busted, because my ‘documentary filmmaker’ story earlier was just a cover for my actual mission: to make a documentary about documentary filmmakers who pose as judges who collaborate in voter fraud in order to catch documentary filmmakers committing voter fraud! And you walked right into my trap!”

“Think again! Because everything I’ve said has just been a giant ruse to – uh, film – documentary voters who catch – wait, which side am I on again?”

“Does it matter?”

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