If you don’t own a Wii, these can also be used as real nunchaku! Not real good ones, but real ones.

All my life I’ve had this thing for Lisa Bonet. Well, not “all my life,” but most of it. The part dating from the first season of THE COSBY SHOW to the present. I doubt I have to explain it. Maybe you even developed a similar thing for her at around the same time, hmm? Because homina, homina, am I right?

So naturally, given my feelings, I’m pretty excited about these Nunchuck Wii controllers. Because these are the gaming accessories that are going to break the ice between me and the lovely Lisa, and really impress her, and probably lead to our engagement.

Why, you ask, would Lisa Bonet, a prominent actress, who starred on the biggest hit television series of the 1980s, who toured the world, who married a rock star, and who has eaten no basil both forward and backward, take note of a simple electronical amusement like the Intec Nunchuck Controller for Wii?

Sure, these things have soft grip material for a non-slip hold. And they’re ergonomic for comfort and performance. And they have bigger C & Z buttons than your standard Wii Nunchuk Controllers. But what is all that to a woman of Lisa Bonet’s sophistication and achievements?

Well, probably nothing now. But when I take this thing back in time and show them to Lisa Bonet from 1986-87, she’ll flip. Imagine how mind-blowingly awesome it would be to play Wii games back at the dawn of the NES era! She’ll probably think I’m a wizard or something.

And let’s face it, 1986-87 Lisa Bonet is the one I’m into anyway. Why would I want to woo the present-day version? She’s, like… forty-something.

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