And he’ll say: “no, you really need to see this on the big screen.”

And you can be all: “Yeah, I know. I’ll rent it.”

And he’ll be all: “whaaa?”

And whether or not he understands what just happened, you will have totally dogged him. Because he’ll be off to spend another Hamilton at the cineplex, while you’ve got the 61md10’s mammoth, 61-inch DLP high-definition screen gushing high-grade entertainments into your very own cozy, comfortable den in wave after luminescent wave.

The thinnest and most advanced ultra-thin microdisplay TV in this or any known world, the 61md10 runs on the InFocus Engine, a patent-pending microdisplay solution that gives you two dimensions of maximum gigundatude, while keeping the third dimension down to a svelte 6.85”. This sleek and—dare we say it?—sexy design will go with almost any décor. Plus, it’s lightweight and has lots of mounting options, so you can put it anywhere you like. (We suggest our house!)

Its patented lens-to-screen solution gives you crystal-clear 720p HD-native images viewable from every angle, and avoids the pitfalls inherent in other thin-display technologies (like image retention, brightness loss, and limited serviceability). You’ll get a longer life than that of other TVs, and perfect resolution without any image warping, predistortion, or pixel loss.

All its connections and service access options are right in the front panel, so you can easily integrate it with all your lesser home entertainment doo-dads. Plus, it’s got the advanced connectivity options it’ll need for the fantastic experience of watching TV in the world of tomorrow! It sports Digital-Cable Readiness (DCR), two integrated high-definition tuners (cable and off-air) and HD connectivity through HDMI and dual IEEE 1393 with 2-way DTV-Link. Clearly, this is a boob tube not just for the way we watch TV today—but for all the many new and exciting ways we’ll watch TV in the future, too.

The 61md10 includes component, S-video and composite inputs for simultaneous connections of almost any digital source. It’s got integrated speakers and subwoofer. It’s got lower power requirements than plenty of other televisions. It’s way more sweet than a can of Grape Soda. It’s got more features than inversions says Yoda.

Also included is a matching, fully programmable, backlit universal remote with built-in learning capability so you can copy unique commands from other remotes. It has plenty of tricks of its own, too: picture-in-picture, channel swap, freeze-frame, and image resize, to name four. If you’re prone to losing your remote, the included wireless keyboard also controls television functions.

Whoever said size doesn’t matter, she might have been right, but she wasn’t talking about television screens. The humunganoid InFocus ScreenPlay 61md10 is simply the finest TV set you’ve seen in your life. In fact, after you get an eyeful of it, we bet you won’t even count your pre-61md10 years as “living!”

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