Oh Grant, you strutting fool. You fancy yourself the alpha wolf in our little pack. Always the war chief of every clan, the master of every guild – except when you can’t make it to a session, because you actually have a date with a girl. Well, show-off, enjoy your dominance while you can. It won’t last long. Not now that I am among the first people in America to possess the InFocus IN1 Gaming Projector.

When the others see that I hold the power of the IN1, your little group of adventurers will become my little group of adventurers. Its 100”, 640×480 screen image is the picture of your downfall. Todd, Broderick, Chul, William – who among them can resist the thump of its integrated stereo speakers? What claim to authority have you that could possibly match the magnificently vast visual and aural spectacle that the IN1 summons forth?

Flee though you might, you shall find no sanctuary. The IN1 is portable enough for me to take it to your house, Chul’s house, wherever. Just imagine its eight-foot image on the wall of the gaming room at the Mage’s Keep, and you shall quake with the deepest foreboding.

The litany of wonders unfolds yet! It’s easy to connect the IN1 to a Wii or an Xbox with the included cables. It even functions as a perfectly good home theater projector, should I prefer a non-interactive entertainment like a TV show or a DVD. Whatever stripe it shall bear, the IN1 will prove the wisdom of the ancient adage: he who controls the InFocus IN1 controls all reality.

I’ve meekly accepted the state of things lo, these many years, biding my time, waiting for the path to power to open before me. At times it was intolerable. I almost moved against you that time you ditched us at the hotel in Indianapolis to go to that strip club with those stockbrokers. But now, at last, I’m armed with the instrument of your demise. It’s called the InFocus Play Big IN1 Gaming Projector, and it’s so new, you won’t know what hit you.

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