Awww, sweetie. It’s okay. That mouse was a wonderful friend for a long time. Luckily, he can be easily replaced.

I know you’ll always have a special place in your heart for dear old Mr. Whiskers, but don’t be sad. We’ll get you a new mouse. A better one, even.

That’s right. We’ll get you a nice 2.4 GHz frequency wireless mouse that provides up to thirty feet of range without any interference. Maybe we can find one with five quick launch media buttons so that you can access stuff quicker. Would you like that? The new mouse will be plug-n-play, too, with no syncing needed, and with horizontal and vertical scrolling to boot. And we’ll even make sure it has a low battery indicator so that this one doesn’t, well, die as unexpectedly as the last one.

Aw, see? There’s the smile I was looking for. Now then, once we’re done saying goodbye to Mr. Whiskers in the backyard, we’ll go out and get an iHome USB Wireless 8 Button Laser Mouse. How does that sound? Good! Now, let’s go get that shovel!

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