Carry around a big, booming ghetto blaster on your shoulder? Ask Radio Raheem how well that turns out.

Now that we understand the connection between police brutality, race riots, and bumpin’ open-air beats, we’re all trying to be a little more considerate of our fellow humans. The Excalibur keeps your MP3s down to a dull roar – still loud enough to get you thrown out of the pizzeria, but otherwise not something that’ll turn many heads on the streets of the big city. Of course, like you’d expect from a little speaker strapped to your arm, the iBlaster Express sounds lousy. But maybe, in these troubled times, sounding lousy is the right thing to do.

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