Sooo, they get terrible gas mileage?

When you think long-range optics, you think Humvee. We assume. Right? I mean, otherwise it’d be pretty silly to get these Humvee Field Binoculars. You could probably get a pair of binoculars anywhere, but where else could you get binoculars that ALSO harken to a High-Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle? Assuming you’re looking through your binoculars at ANOTHER person who’s looking at you through their own, non-Humvee-branded binoculars, you’d probably see them mouth the words, “Nice binoculars!” from so far away!

Plus they’re built Humvee Tough, which we assume means you can careen around an offroad dirt track while mortar rounds explode all around you without worrying about damaging them at all. You still have to kind of worry about damaging yourself, but hey! Humvee don’t make people.

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