We're not saying we've planted hidden microphones in your home or office. We're not saying we haven't, either. But we don't need to have you bugged to know what you're saying right now: "What in the name of tarnation could I do with 450 square feet of semi-gloss photo paper?"

We think you're looking at this 54" x 100' roll of HP Universal semi-gloss photo paper backwards. A better question is, what couldn't you do with it? Run it through your large-format printer, if you happen to own a copy store or something. Drape great sprawling sheets of it up on your kids' walls and give the little tykes an early start at graffiti. Carefully cut it into 2,700 four-by-six sheets. Build a combat-ready paper fighter jet. But the most important thing you can do with this massive, pulpy cylinder is get it the hell out of our warehouse.

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