A Beast of A Burden
See all these great features? The Blu-Ray drive, the 500GB hard drive, the 8-cell battery, and especially the big 17.3” widescreen LED display? They’re heavy. Not, like, hippie heavy – I mean literally heavy. As in, tough to lug around. I’m telling you, this thing’s seven and a half pounds if it’s an ounce.
That’s why I’m taking a cue from south of the border. Why put the strain of that bulky laptop bag on my ladylove’s delicate shoulders when I can just outsource the job to a hardy little donkey? Sure, its food will cost a little something, but I’m hoping it can get by on lawn clippings and my uneaten Arby’s scraps. Even if we have to pay to feed it, the expense will be nothing next to what we’d incur in chiropractic bills.
So if you know anybody who’s looking to get rid of a burro, let me know. Color and gender aren’t important, as long as it’s a sturdy, docile specimen who won’t make too much of a fuss when Erin needs to take her laptop in to the office.
Pretty sweet deal for the burro, too. Even though Erin is on the road a lot for work, I can guarantee that none of her trips involve hauling stuff up narrow Andean trails in the thin mountain air. I’ve been meaning to fix up the basement for my taxidermy studio, but it could just as easily be turned into a completely adequate stable. And if the burro likes movies, well, hey, we’ve got Blu-Ray now. It’s pretty much a burro’s dream job.
Features
Warranty: 90 Day HP
Features:
- 2.5GHz VISION Technology from AMD with AMD Turion II Ultra Dual-Core Mobile Processor M620 with 2 MB L2 Cache
- 17.3” Diagonal HD+ LED HP BrightView Widescreen Display (1600 x 900)
- 4096 MB of RAM installed, upgradeable to 8192 MB
- ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4200 Graphics Card
- 500 GB SATA 7200 RPM hard drive
- Blu-Ray ROM with SuperMulti DVD±R/RW Double Layer with LightScribe
- Integrated 10/100BASE-T Ethernet LAN, 802.11b/g/n WLAN
- Altec Lansing with SRS Premium Sound
- 101-key compatible with full size keyboard with integrated numeric keypad
- Touch Pad with On/Off button and dedicated vertical scroll Up/Down pad
- 1 ExpressCard/54 Slot (also supports ExpressCard/34)
- Dimensions: 16.2” (W) x 10.9” (D) x 1.37” (min H)/1.70” (max H)
- Weight: 7.69 lbs
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit Operating System
- 8-Cell Lithium-Ion battery for up to 5 hours and 15 minutes run time
- HP Webcam with integrated digital microphone
External Ports:
- 5-in-1 integrated Digital Media Reader for Secure Digital cards, MultiMedia cards, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, or xD Picture cards
- 4 Universal Serial Bus (USB) 2.0, 4th port shared with eSATA
- 2 Headphone out
- 1 microphone-in
- 1 HDMI Out
- 1 VGA (15-pin)
- 1 eSATA + USB 2.0
- 1 RJ-45 (LAN)
- 1 notebook expansion port 3
- 1 Consumer IR (Remote Receiver)
Security:
- Kensington MicroSaver lock slot
- Power-on password
- Accepts 3rd party security lock devices
Power:
- 65W AC Adapter
- 8-Cell Lithium-Ion battery
Operating System – Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
In the box:
- HP DV7-3165dx Notebook
- Battery
- Power Adapter
Specs
HP DV7-3165DX - AMD Turion II 2.5GHz, 4GB DDR2, 500GB SATA, Blu-Ray, 17.3” LED, Win 7 Home Prem 64Specs
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