Look around your desk right now. If you see a picture of your kids, or your cat, or your Harley, or you in your Aquaman costume from AquaCon '03, chances are it measures 4" by 6". The versatile four-by-sixer is America's most popular photo size: big enough to matter, small enough to stay out of the way, and without the suspicious, alien tinge of odd-numbered photo sizes. It's no coincidence that 5" x 7" prints are widely known as "Satan's trading cards." We hear 5" x 7" is also Osama bin Laden's preferred print size.

(What do you mean, where did we hear that? Just around, that's all. Whose side are you on, anyway?)

Affirm your allegiance to God and country with glorious, full-color, four-by-six prints from the HP Photosmart 335 4x6 Color Printer. Its modest footprint won't dominate your workspace, but don't underestimate the power of this scrappy little inkjet. It can produce a borderless, full-color 4" x 6" print at up to 4800 x 1200 resolution in less than a minute. If John Henry was an ink-spraying man, he'd have his hands full keeping up with the Photosmart 335.

And while it easily connects to any computer via USB, you don't need one to print. Just insert the CompactFlash, SecureDigital, SmartMedia, or Memory Stick from your camera, navigate to your fave pics on the LCD, and commence to printifying. Sure, there are newer, flashier photo printers on the market. But before you plunk down a small fortune for one of those gaudy-come-latelies, answer one question for us: why do you hate America?

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