Hey, If Gary Coleman Could Do It
“I never planned to seek public office,” the dual-core desktop told a cheering crowd of supporters. “But I simply cannot sit by and burn LightScribe DVDs while the leaders of my home state fiddle.
“Of all the candidates in the race, only I possess the Intel Pentium E5400 2.7 GHz processing power that California needs right now. Only my 7GB of DDR3 memory can meet the varied and daunting challenges we face. Only my 1TB hard drive is big enough to hold the dreams and aspirations of 37 million Californians.”
At the Palo Alto announcement, HP Pavilion P6336F also introduced his running mate, the SimpleDrive 2TB Turbo USB 2.0 External Hard Drive. “The added capacity that SimpleDrive 2TB brings will make our independent ticket the right choice for all Californians, from the top of the state government to the top of your desk.”
Observers were divided on how HP Pavilion P6336F’s surprise run would affect the other candidates.
“With its potent processor and multimedia capabilities, it could nullify (Republican) Meg Whitman’s tech-industry base,” said Edward Quivocate of the California Insitutional Policy Institute for Policy of California. “But at this price, it could shave off some of (Democrat) Jerry Brown’s student and working-class support. Who knows with the crazy voters in this state? Seriously, these people are messed up. You never know what these lunatics will vote for next.”
While pledging to “speed up the lagging political process in Sacramento”, HP Pavilion P6336F remained vague on specific policy proposals. “I’ve said all along that what Californians need is cheaper, more effective governance, and that’s the platform I’m running on,” it said. “Also, check out this awesome 15-in-1 card reader.”
When asked if he supported former HP chief Carly Fiorina in her Republican run for the Senate against Democratic incumbent Barbara Boxer, HP Pavilion P6336F had little to say. “I worked with Carly for years, I saw what she did at HP, and, well, let’s just say I’ve pledged to run a positive campaign.”
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Features
Warranty: 1 Year HP
Condition: New
Features:
- Features a powerful Intel Pentium E5400 2.7 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Multitask with the 7GB of DDR3 Memory
- Save all of your files on the 1 TB hard drive
- Watch and burn DVDs with the SuperMulti DVD Burner Technology optical drive with LightScribe
- Integrated front-panel 15-in-1 digital media card reader
- Loaded with Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit operating system
Product Specifications:
- Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
- Processor: Intel Pentium Dual Core E5400 2.7 GHz
- Processor Interface: Socket LGA775
- Memory: 7.0GB PC3-10600
- Memory Slots (Total): 4 DDR3 DIMM sockets (0 available)
- Maximum Memory Supported: 8 GB (4 x 2 GB)
- Hard Drive: 1TB SATA 3Gb/s
- Hard Drive Speed: 5,400 RPM
- Optical Drive Type: SuperMulti DVD Burner with LightScribe Technology drive
- Optical Drive Class: DVD±RW
- Memory Card Compatibility: Secure Digital, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Duo, Memory PRO Duo, Memory Stick PRO, IBM Microdrive, Compact Flash II, xD Picture Card, SmartMedia ROM, miniSDHC, Compact Flash I, MultiMedia Card (MMC), Reduced Size MultiMediaCard (RS-MMC), MultiMediaCard Plus (MMC plus), MultiMediaCard Mobile (MMC mobile)
- Audio Chipset: Realtek ALC 888S chipset High Definition Audio
- Audio Channels: Supports up to 8 audio channels
- GPU/VPU: Intel Graphics Media Accelerator X4500HD
- Video Interface: DVI (1 Port), VGA
- LAN Description: 10/100/1000 Base-T Networking interface
- LAN Interface Type: RJ-45
- Power: 250 Watt
Expansion Slots:
- PCI Slots (Total): 1 (1 available)
- PCI Express X1 Slots (Total): 2 (1 available)
- PCI Express X16 Slots (Total): 1 (1 available)
I/O Ports:
- USB 2.0: 6 total (2 Front, 4 Back)
- Coaxial SPDIF Out Port (Back)
- Video Graphics Adapter Port (Back)
- RJ45 Network (LAN) (Back)
- Audio: Center/Subwoofer (Back)
- Audio: Rear Speaker Out (Back)
- Audio: Line Out (Back)
- Audio: Line In (Back)
- Audio: 2 Microphone (1 Front, 1 Back)
- Side Speaker Out (Back)
- DVI Port (Back)
Software:
- HP MediaSmart Software Suite: one-stop multimedia & entertainment center
- Cyberlink DVD Suite 6: automatically fix and edit videos
- Microsoft Works 9.0
In the box:
- (1) HP Pavilion P6336F Dual Core Desktop with 1TB and 7GB RAM
- (1) Keyboard
- (1) Mouse
- (1) Power Cable
Specs
HP Pavilion P6336F Desktop - Intel Dual Core 2.7GHz, 7GB RAM, 1TB SATA3, Win 7 Home Prem 64Specs
HP Pavilion P6336F Desktop - Intel Dual Core 2.7GHz, 7GB RAM, 1TB SATA3, Win 7 Home Prem 64Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 59.000s
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