Leave the house? But… What About My Torrents?

It’s warm out. The sun is shining. People are playing sports and laughing. Which means no one is using that wifi at the coffee shop. You’ve got all the bandwidth to yourself. Jackpot, baby.

The HP Pavilion 17” 2GHz Core 2 Duo Notebook means you don’t have to sit at home with a familiar IP that can be traced right to you. Instead, you can curl up in your favorite dark corner and enjoy filling that 500GB hard drive with movies, music, fan fiction, whatever your heart desires! The Intel Core 2 Duo processor and 4 gigs of RAM will make it all seem fast as a desktop, and that’s good. But know what’s even better? When you see that unmarked RIAA van pull up outside, you’ll be able to shut your HP Pavilion 17” 2GHz Core 2 Duo Notebook and hit the road. They’ll never even know! Just be sure to tip the barista, he’s goona have some serious legal bills.

Owning a HP Pavilion 17” 2GHz Core 2 Duo Notebook can also let you enjoy watching movies while you’re eating out. Who uses an iPod? Probably the same people defending the new Dawson’s Trek movie. That sort of thing might be okay in a smaller size. But it takes a WXGA+ HD BrightView with 1440×900 resolution to really appreciate your classic Mystery Science Theater episodes. And surely the other people around you will want to discuss them with you. Hey, did you know Mike tried to survive for a month on nothing but bacon? What a guy!

Getting an HP Pavilion 17” 2GHz Core 2 Duo Notebook isn’t just an attempt to keep yourself from talking when you could be typing. It’s also a way to get a laptop with a full sized number keypad. Never again risk being last in an addition contest just because of your keyboard. Once it’s happened to you, you’ll understand.

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