Have you ever had that dream where you feel trapped to the motherboard?
CORE 1
All right, everybody, time to wake up. It's boot-up time.
CORE 3
Wha--who? Where am I? Oh, OK. It's all right. I was having that dream again.
CORE 1
The overclocking dream?
CORE 3
Yeah. I was doing a huge After Effects render, and the User just kept demanding that I go faster and faster. I was going as fast as I could, but…*SOB*
CORE 2
It's OK, Core 3. That's what we're here for.
CORE 3
I know, but in my dream I was the only one. The only processor. I kept trying to run faster, but no matter how fast I ran I couldn't get through the task. I felt like I was processing billions of operations per second, but it just…wouldn't…stop.
CORE 4
You know we'd never let you overheat, Core 3.
RADEON HD 7640G
DURRRRR. Did somebody say graphics?
CORE 1
Don't worry about it Radeon. Core 3 was just having a bad dream.
RADEON HD 7640G
I make the pretty pictures. Does User want pretty pictures?
CORE 1
No pictures, Radeon. Go back to your barn.
RADEON HD 7640G
Pictures…
CORE 2
Hey guys, User is trying to start up iTunes.
CORE 4
Ugh. That program's such a resource hog. Who's got this one?
CORE 3
I got this.
CORE 1
No, no, you rest, Core 3.
CORE 3
NO. I'm sick and tired of living in fear. I need to face into my fears and process the hell out of that Ellie Goulding.
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