There's a lot of new laptop technology out there, but sometimes it's best to have a laptop that's, well, a laptop.
From the word to the bird that goes tweet tweet tweet, I'll internet for you at the drop of a beat.
"What's that?"
Oh, that's my new raptop.
I've got documents and spreadsheets, yo yo yo. And the world wide web, if that's where you wanna go.
"A raptop?"
Yeah, it's a laptop that raps.
Boot me up, and put me on your lap. Or just sit there and listen to my freestyle rap.
"Does it do anything besides rap?"
Yeah. Just listen.
What's that you say? You want to play? I've got a graphics card that'll make your day.
"Oh. I guess you're right."
It's not perfect, but it gets the job done.
Want to watch a movie? Put in a DVD. Turn down the sound and I'll rap commentary.
"You know, I just bought a HP Pavilion 15.6" Quad-Core Laptop. It doesn't rap, but it does have Windows 8, a 500 GB hard drive, a 15'6" HD display, and 4GB DDR3 memory that's expandable to 8GB."
But it doesn't rap?
"No, but you can play rap, like from an mp3 or something."
But you don't get the raps. That kind of sucks, doesn't it?
Click, click, click. Clickity click. Click on my touchpad even if your name ain't Rick.
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