Honey, this gift sucks.
My very own Hoover FloorMATE Wet/Dry Vacuum! This is the best birthday ever! Oh, Darryl, your gifts always suck the most! Just think of all the stuff this will pick up: wet things, dry things, presumably things in a theoretical state of existence outside of those two parameters. I love it!
Oh, wow! Patented SpinScrub brushes to really clean tile, linoleum, hardwood, or even concrete! You thought of everything, Darryl!
Except the fact that it’s 2010 and you just bought your wife a vacuum for her birthday. What is this, an I Love Lucy episode? I’m your partner in this life, Darryl Treadwell, not your maid. You are a piece of work, you know that? When’s the last time I got to go see a concert, or a French film festival, or take a leisurely stroll through LACMA? I want to travel and see the world!
So you see, that wasn’t a clever vacuum pun at all.
Features
Warranty: 6 Month Hoover
Features:
- The first vac-wash-dry cleaning system specially designed to clean most hard-floor surfaces
- Switch between cleaning options with the EZ Select dial
- Exclusive SpinScrub Brushes
- The first vac-wash-dry cleaning system specially designed to clean most hard-floor surfaces
- Fingertip Trigger Control lets you control where, when and how much cleaning solution you apply
- Folding handle for easy assembly and compact storage
- Dual tank design separates the cleaning solution and pick-up so you never put dirty water back on your floor
- Interchangeable SpinScrub and Grout Brushes let you choose the right brush for the job
- 15” Widepath removable nozzle helps you finish the job quickly and clean up easily
- SF bumper type
- 27 foot cord length
- Cord wraps around molded cord storage hooks on back of unit
- Handle folds down for storage
- Vacuum height from floor to tip of handle is 44”
- Nozzle Width is 15 inches
- Replaceable Filter
- 120 Volt 6 Amp Motor
- 32oz. clean water capacity and 32 oz. dirty water capacity in dual tank
- Brushroll shutoff
- Colors May Vary
In the box:
- Hoover FloorMate
- Nozzle
- Upper Handle
- Brush Assembly
Specs
Hoover FloorMate SpinScrub Widepath Wet/Dry Floor Cleaner - H3040Specs
Hoover FloorMate SpinScrub Widepath Wet/Dry Floor Cleaner - H3040Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.000s
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