You know how sometime you'll be playing a video game, and you'll get to this level with like a hundred fat guys with chain whips, and then you'll get through all those and open the door to the boss battle and it'll just be the same basic fat guy, just a little bigger and maybe made from a new element like fire or something?

Introducing the Hayward Viper Pool Cleaner! The Hayward Viper Pool Cleaner is high powered, with a nozzle that is the Jonah Falcon of pool cleaners. The programmable AquaDrive technology is able to avoid the sea lions and mermaids, and the large six quart bag is big and strong enough to trap and keep that guy who owes your godfather money. Hey, he said "that day may never come", not "this one is on me". Best of all, the Hayward Viper Pool Cleaner is not wheel driven, which eliminates wear and tear on pool surfaces. You'll need an existing pool-vacuum setup, with the attendant booster pump and all the trimmings - but is that so much to ask, when the Viper is giving you so much in return?

Even now Woot is searching for some sort of flying cleaner and something that will sweep up the fireplace, in hopes that when all four are assembled they will become a giant sword-bearing robot. Get the Hayward Viper Pool Cleaner to keep your Roomba company and maybe you will find yourself halfway to fighting intergalactic evil in your clean, clean pool.

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