Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!
Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.
You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.
The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).
So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.
Features
Frances Cowley's Cellar Style Dill Pickles:
- Depression Era Recipe
- Frances Cowley's have that Farm Canned Flavor. No other pickle of this taste have ever been sold in stores before
- For snacking or on hamburgers, ham salad, deviled eggs, chicken salad
- Multiple Awards prove they make great foods even better
Harold's Texicun Gormay Purdy Hot Habanero Dill Pickles:
- Best described as being firm, but gentle
- Hard to believe the caliber of Frances Cowley's can be improved, but if you like Spicy, Salty, and Garlic - these are for you
- Enhance your favorite dishes and salads, to using even the pickle-juice to make a cocktail we call the Texicun-Tini
- Many Awards such as Best New Product and the Golden Chile Award
Harold's Texicun Gormay Dern Hot Habanero Dill Pickles:
- Best described as being firm, but gentle
- Hard to believe the caliber of Frances Cowley's can be improved, but if you like Spicy, Salty, and Garlic - these are for you
- Enhance your favorite dishes and salads, to using even the pickle-juice to make a cocktail we call the Texicun-Tini
- Many Awards such as Best New Product and the Golden Chile Award
Harold's Texicun Gormay Sissy Sweet Pickles:
- Being a reasonable man, Harold created this Hot Sweet Pickle - after the gazzillionth time of some asking "Ya got any of them Bread-n-Butter pickles; ya know them sweet ones?"
- Sweet, Hot, Delicious. For those that want a Sweet Pickle that does not challenge their manhood
- Award winner at the International Pickle Festival
Harold's Texicun Gormay UNYIN's:
- Much better than them raw onions
- Put them in anything like deviled eggs, omelets, or on top of hamburgers, brauts & hot-dogs. Heck, eat'm by themselves, some people do
- Chop'm up along with Conscious Choice pickles to make a great relish
- Awarded 2012's Gold Medal 50-Best by N.A.F.S.T
The Original Beer Pickle:
- Inspired by the flavor desires of long-distance bikers and barroom brawlers.
- Hot, believed to have magical healing powers, and helps hangovers.
- Put in some of your favorite dishes like Yellers Cooked Greens, then use the Juice to make the renowned OBP Bloody-Mary.
- These Hot n' Spicy pickles own 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prizes for 2012's SCOVIE Awards in the Pickled Products Category
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Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Warranty: 30 Day Trans-Pak
Specs
Ingredients: Hand selected cucumbers, water, vinegar, salt, dill, garlic, and red peppers (for Frances Cowley) or Haberno peppers (for Purdy Hot, Dern Hot, and Original Beer Pickles)
Harold's Texicun Gormay UNYIN's: Onions, Vinegar, Sugar, Habaneros, Salt, Citric Acid
In the box:
- (2) 16oz Jars of Frances Cowley's Cellar Style Dill Pickles
- (2) 16oz Jars of Harold's Texicun Gormay Purdy Hot Habanero Dill Pickles
- (2) 16oz Jars of Harold's Texicun Gormay Dern Hot Habanero Dill Pickles
- (2) 16oz Jars of Harold's Texicun Gormay Sissy Sweet Pickles
- (2) 16oz Jars of Harold's Texicun Gormay UNYIN's
- (1) 16oz Jar of The Original Beer Pickle
Specs
Ingredients: Hand selected cucumbers, water, vinegar, salt, dill, garlic, and red peppers (for Frances Cowley) or Haberno peppers (for Purdy Hot, Dern Hot, and Original Beer Pickles)
Harold's Texicun Gormay UNYIN's: Onions, Vinegar, Sugar, Habaneros, Salt, Citric Acid
In the box:
- (2) 16oz Jars of Frances Cowley's Cellar Style Dill Pickles
- (2) 16oz Jars of Harold's Texicun Gormay Purdy Hot Habanero Dill Pickles
- (2) 16oz Jars of Harold's Texicun Gormay Dern Hot Habanero Dill Pickles
- (2) 16oz Jars of Harold's Texicun Gormay Sissy Sweet Pickles
- (2) 16oz Jars of Harold's Texicun Gormay UNYIN's
- (1) 16oz Jar of The Original Beer Pickle
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