Just Don’t Throw Up In The Cinco
¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! If this holiday means one thing, it means margaritas – the kind you could be enjoying right this very second if you owned a Hamilton Beach Ensemble 54243 14-Speed Blender. That’s the blender that helped General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín rout the French invaders at the Battle of Puebla in 1862.
Oh, really? It wasn’t? What, were you there?
Didn’t think so. Anyway, if you’re at a loss for a reason to stir, aerate, puree, crumb, chop, or mix next May 5th, clip and save this handy collection of some of our very favorite margarita recipes! Woot, Inc. and its subsidiaries are not responsible for intoxication, nausea, vomiting, heart failure, depression, or suicidal thoughts resulting from consuming any of the following beverages. ¡Salud!
The Grownup: pour 1-1/2 oz. tequila, 1/2 oz. triple sec, 1 oz. lime juice, and ice into Hamilton Beach Ensemble 54243 14-Speed Blender. Chop until slushy. Then dump that glorified Slurpee into the toilet and drink something befitting an adult, like a single-malt Scotch or a good oatmeal stout.
Margarita del Mar: pour 1-1/2 oz. tequila, 1/2 oz. triple sec, 1 oz. lime juice, and ice into Hamilton Beach Ensemble 54243 14-Speed Blender. Chop until slushy. Add 4 oz. bluefin tuna and three jumbo shrimp. Puree until smooth. Eat with spoon while wearing a bib with a lobster on it.
El Canseco: pour 1-1/2 oz. tequila, 1/2 oz. triple sec, 1 oz. lime juice, and ice into Hamilton Beach Ensemble 54243 14-Speed Blender. Chop until slushy. Add steroids. Serve in syringe. Consume until head bulges to Elmer Fudd-like proportions and testicles shrink to the size of Reese’s Pieces.
La Spinsterita: pour 1-1/2 oz. tequila, 1/2 oz. triple sec, 1 oz. lime juice, and ice into Hamilton Beach Ensemble 54243 14-Speed Blender. Chop until slushy. Weep inconsolably, deep into the night. Serves one.
The Winehousarita: pour 1-1/2 oz. tequila, 1/2 oz. triple sec, 1 oz. lime juice, and ice into Hamilton Beach Ensemble 54243 14-Speed Blender. Chop until slushy. Drink immediately, in one gulp if possible. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
Features
Warranty: 3 Year Hamilton Beach
Features:
- 14 speed blender that can stir, aerate, puree, crumb, chop, and mix
- Wave Action System continuously forces mixture down into the blades for smooth results
- 700 Watts peak power
- Dishwasher safe 48 oz glass jar
- Stainless steel Ice Sabre blades
In the box:
- Filler Cap
- Lid
- Jar
- Cutting Blades
- Jar Nut
- Base with Control Panel
- Cutting Assembly
Specs
Hamilton Beach Ensemble 54243 14-Speed BlenderSpecs
Hamilton Beach Ensemble 54243 14-Speed BlenderSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 21.000s
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