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What if we told you that to buy this Haier 65 Pint Dehumidifier was not just a smart, but life-saving? You probably wouldn’t believe us, but friends: the science doesn’t lie.
Between 50% and 80% humidity, your body will sweat, moderately to heavily, depending on how many sweaters you’re wearing.
Between 80% and 100%, you can strip down to as few as 2 sweaters, and still risk debilitating perspiration.
Between 100% and 150% humidity, preppy jock-bros will point to your sweat-drenched shorts and say, “Did baby wet himself?” And you’ll have no comeback, despite the fact that their shorts are also wet, because it’s just not in your nature to be confrontational. Slowly, the dreams of your team of misfits winning the bike relay and using the cash prize to keep your grandfather’s malt shop from being bulldozed will fade into the hazy humid day.
Between 150% and 200%, iced coffee travels directly from mouth to pores in a matter of seconds. It’s a good time to be in the iced coffee business, a bad time to be wearing a white shirt.
Between 200% and 300% humidity, you will begin to wonder: am I a man, or am I a gas? Or am I just a color, the color of sweat, a salty translucence, a shadow around a collar?
At 300% you will find yourself trapped in a sort of wet ice. Does it feel strangely warm? Or is it so cold that it burns? There is no knowing, and there is no finding out. Like your body, your brain is also trapped. It’s growing tired. You will take a nap here. Locked, standing up in rock-solid humidity, you do not risk falling over. Slowly, things grow dark.
Anyway, there you have it! The dangers of rising humidity. So buy this Haier 65 Pint Dehumidifier and keep yourself SAFE!
The Haier DE65EM Energy Star 65-Pint Dehumidifier is a good choice for wet conditions removing 65 pints of damaging moisture from the air per day. Features include electronic controls with digital display, two speeds plus Smart Dry and a 24-hour timer. Smart Dry adjusts the fan speed automatically according to the current room conditions and the preferred settings. This unit has a bucket-full indicator light with an audible alarm plus a large, front bucket with a handle to make emptying the unit quick and easy. The unit automatically stops once the bucket is full. Plus, it has a drain on the back of the unit so you can attached a standard garden hose to continuously drain the unit into a floor drain (hose not included).
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 23.5 inches ; 39 pounds
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Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 23.5 inches ; 39 pounds
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