“I don’t like the look of you, stranger. You new to these parts?”

“Nope. This here’s been my cubicle for nine long years.”

“Haw haw! Nine years processing credit card payments? What’s the matter, they weren’t hiring men to watch paint dry? Nice life you got there!”

“Better than being dead. Which is what you’ll be in a few minutes.”

“Says who? You? Haw haw! Why, I’d wager you haven’t even got the 5 AA batteries you need to play this game!”

“If that’s so, ask yourself this: how are you moving around?”

“What? No, no, I- AAAGGGHHHH….”

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