Sensible solutions for your average, everyday suburban killing machine.

Your name is Stabbius Maximus (though your wife just calls you Steve). You are a mighty weekend warrior, the mightiest of all your LARPing pals, in fact. You finish your enemies like a fat kid finishes a 70-ounce Slurpee. Swiftly and with Kool-Aid-Red stains all over your face and shirt.

When you come home from a long, hard day of slaying the weak, you need a place to hang your galea, galerus, gladius, manicae, scutum and sica. And with eight 32-inch pieces of Gear Track channel providing over 21 feet of heavy-duty welded steel construction wall storage space, there's a place for every hasta, and every hasta in its place.

Your subligaculum, though. That gets laundered and hung to dry in the closet. You're a gladiator, not an animal, after all.

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