Your 15 minutes are slipping past, Don.

I’m being serious. How are you ever going to be discovered unless you’re posting your videos on YouTube? Here, take my GFM TDC-36 3 in 1 Digital Camera with Webcam. Actually, there’s really no need to thank me. At all. Well, with 8 Mb built-in memory you’re not going to be recording much, but it could be a start, anyway! Think of how great you LOLCat reviews are going to look! And with this thing hooked up to your computer with a USB cable, you’ll have just enough room to frame your face in an extreme close-up as you scream about the results of the previous night’s professional wrestling matches! Why, you could set it on a table and record your attempts at recreating Soulja Boy dance moves! For about a minute and a half, anyway.

You should probably just use the webcam function anyway, Don. Video conferencing is the where it’s at, and with such low memory and nowhere I can find to upgrade with a memory card, this thing’s really a live-in-the-moment kinda camera. Plus when that battery runs out you’re going to lose everything you didn’t transfer to your computer. Might as well keep it permanently tethered and use it for your OkCupid chats. Or, y’know, business meetings.

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