In two minutes, you’re going back in time. Back through a randomly opening wormhole. Back to the dawn of man.

What’s the one thing you want to take? Confusing, isn’t it? You might need a saw to cut wood or a screw driver to stab dinosaurs in the eye. A colorful light could help you scare the locals into treating you like a god, but a set of needlenose pilers would really work when you got a splinter. How do you choose?

Well, with the Gerber Multi-Pliers Multitool Knife & LED Flashlight Set, you don’t have to choose. All you have to do is hold on to something for the nine-to-twenty years it will take Smartpost to deliver it, and then fall into the wormhole knowing you’re safe. With a 12 function multiplier, a 10 function miniplier, and a four color LED flashlight with all sorts of additional tools, the Gerber Multi-Pliers Multitool Knife & LED Flashlight Set will help you defeat your primitive enemies and spread your seed in the bellies of their women. If you’re female, you should also know that seed is not included and you should plan ahead.

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