“Chim chim a… cor! COR! COR BLIMEY! I’d best call ‘arry and tell ‘im wot ‘e missed!

“Hello?”

”’arry! ‘arry! Lor’ lubba duck, ‘arry! Ya’ should’a seen wot I seen!”

“Stanley? Is that you? I thought you were out cleaning the chimneys of rich people uptown!”

“I was, ‘arry, i was! An’ ‘at’s why I picked up th’ GE 25861 5.8Ghz 2-Hdst Phone w/Answering System ta’ call ya’ when I seen wot I saw!”

“Stanley, slow down. All I got from that is that you’re using a GE 25861 5.8Ghz 2-Hdst Phone w/Answering System because of the reduced interference from other devices and features like Caller ID and Call Waiting. Is there something else?”

”’arry! There was dancin’ penguins, ‘arry! All animated and singin’, they was, like a magic Wonda’land!”

“Penguins, Stanley? Penguins in London?”

“But that ain’t the best part, ‘arry! I got this GE 25861 5.8Ghz 2-Hdst Phone w/Answering System out to tell you the best part! I was just sittin’ on me stoop, eatin’ me pork pie wit cliche sauce, and, lor’ love me, some fancy governess walks out, takes out her brolly, and just flies off into the sky, smooth as y’ please, leavin’ this whole family just wavin’ at her out a winder.”

“So you called to tell me you saw a flying governess?”

“Even better, ‘arry! I looked up at just the right time! I saw ‘er knickers up ‘er dress!”

“Stanley, unplug the GE 25861 5.8Ghz 2-Hdst Phone w/Answering System and go home.”

“Cor, they was white as a cloud, they was. Like what angels must wear when they go to the doctor. I tried to take a picture for y’ but… ‘ello? ‘arry? ‘ello?”

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