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“Oooh, Garrity, I wouldn’t hang around here if I was you. The boss is awful steamed.”
“Steamed at a harmless little pussycat like me? He must have me mixed up with somebody else. I’m a credit to the police force. Officer Serve-and-Protect himself, that’s me.”
“Garrity! I knew I heard something annoying out here! In my office, now!”
“OK, Chief, you got me. What shakes?”
“Close the door. Now tell me something, Garrity. How is it that my phone’s been ringing off the hook with people complaining about you?”
“Beats me, Chief. Ask Alexander Graham Bell.”
“Real funny, Garrity. But you know who’s not laughing? The Mayor. And the City Council President. And the Commish. And the publisher of the Herald-Dispatch. And Cornelius van Vanderfeller. Somehow, Garrity, you’ve ticked off every person of consequence from here to Syracuse. Pretty impressive on a detective’s salary.”
“Well, at least dear old Mom still loves me.”
“Look, Garrity. Take a tip from me: there are an awful lot of dark corners in this city. You go shining a double-bright Nichea LED into all of ‘em, you never know what might jump out.”
“Thanks for the advice, Dear Abby. Real inspiring stuff. You learn that at the Academy, or was that part of your on-the-job training?”
“Dammit, Garrity, if you want to change the world, put on a backpack and join the Peace Corps. This city works a certain way, and it might not be pretty, but you have to understand-”
“No, Chief, you have to understand. You have to understand that I joined this force because I’m just dumb enough to believe all that gab about justice and honesty and serving the people. So if my beam happens to hit something that may make certain people uncomfortable, I’m not smart enough to sweep it under the rug – no matter how fancy that rug might be. And silly old me, I’ll keep shining a light on it until they put a bullet in me or until my 15-hour charge runs out. I’m awful dumb that way.”
“Sure. Just one question: should we call you ‘Officer’ or ‘Detective’ on your tombstone?”
“Just call me the Garrity KE700GST06N Rechargeable LED Flashlight.”
Warranty: Two Year Garrity
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