Since my girlfriend Rosie introduced me to her family, I felt like I should get Christmas presents for all of them.

Her folks, Mr. and Mrs. Palmer, were easy: TGB Appleday’s gift cards. They love that place. But what about her siblings? How can a poor workin’ jerk afford thoughtful gifts for all five of Rosie’s sisters? Maybe Rosie deserves better than a bum like me. I started feeling pretty beat.

Then I stopped abusing myself and realized: I could get ‘em these Excalibur Forever Flashlights. You just shake ‘em up for thirty seconds or so and you get five minutes of bright light. And thanks to the Faraday Principle of Electromagnetic Energy, whatever that is, they don’t need batteries. Well, they loved ‘em. Christmas was great, Rosie and I are engaged, and I’m giving one big hand to the Excalibur Forever Flashlight!

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