This is gonna be the most hardcore game of "This Little Piggy" EVER.

"Hey Bob."

Hey, Dave.

"Going for a run?"

Yeah. Don't wanna lose my girlish figure.

"I see you're wearing those Fila Skele-Toes. You're into the whole barefoot running phenomenon, huh?"

Nah, not really. I just wear these instead of regular running shoes because they keep Addie entertained. I try to get in at least 5 miles a day, so she gets pretty bored.

"Couldn't you just give her a portable DVD player in her jogging stroller or something?"

Yeah, we don't have a jogging stroller. She usually just clings to my leg like a little monkey, and we're on our way.

"Wow. She's incredibly dexterous for a 3-year-old."

Yeah. She likes to play "This Little Piggy" while we're running along, hence the shoes.

"Hmm. I'm not familiar with that game. How's it go again?"

You know, "This little piggy ran to the market with lightweight, flexible injected EVA midsoles. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had an engineered mesh base with lightweight micro-suede overlays. This little piggy had one too. And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home because he was so excited about the integrated tongue and resulting snug, custom fit."

"Oh, yeah. I remember that now."

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