With a Fender Electronic Drum Set, you’re one robot away from a drum machine.

Maybe you’re into Dam-Funk. Maybe you’re into Public Image Limited. Maybe you enjoy Phil Collins or Akira Kiteshi. And maybe, possibly, you can find the beauty in all four. If you can, your heart is clearly in the drums.

But carrying that heart around in three to six pieces can be really difficult, especially if you don’t have a roadie. And who wants to own a station wagon these days? So we’re thinking that maybe you’ll want to consider a Fender Electronic Drum Set for all those lovely banging sounds.

Hey, hey, don’t go all Jack White on us here. Just because you have to plug it in, that doesn’t suddenly make it inferior. Didn’t we learn that from a kid named Bob Dylan? And, besides, with the Fender Electronic Drum Set, you’ve got seven drum pads and two pedals, plus access to patterns, sounds, digital reverbs and bass effects, and you can even mimic twenty different drum sets as you play. Also it’s a MIDI device, which means, if you know MIDI, you can do cool stuff, like maybe play your guitar from across the room and make everybody think you live with the ghost of Jimi Hendrix.

It is a poor musician who blames his instrument, so don’t start being a poor musician before you’ve even bought the thing. The Fender Electronic Drum Set could easily change how you think about carrying drums. Why get all caught up in the drumofascist conspiracies that say everything has to be sold separately. That’s just what the music stores want you to think, man.

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