Nothing here about the connections between RC Cola, Secretaries’ Day, chronic halitosis, and the Albanian Royal Family? The fix is in!

Yeah, this 17-DVD box set offers hour after hour of National Archives video about espionage and organized crime, from John Dillinger to Soviet agent John Walker to crime boss Joseph “Joey Bananas” Bonanno.

What it doesn’t have is the complete truth about Ernest Borgnine’s KGB gun-running operation, or the mind-altering chemical mist coating every issue of TV Guide, or the conspiracy to brainwash America’s youth under the guise of so-called “algebra” (an Arab creation that has never made any sense to anyone, especially me).

So yeah, enjoy your little entertainment distractions here, We The Sheeple. Those of us who see the truth will be out here trying to prevent the real mastermind of global terrorism from leaving more bodies in her wake – yes, I’m talking about you, Gwyneth Paltrow!

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