The world as we know it could end at any time. Don’t you want your carpet to be as clean as it can be when it happens?

Zombies. The Rapture. Solar supernova. Super-flu. Big gosh danged space rocks slamming right into the Earth’s grill. Whatever the reason for The End Of The World As We Know It, you can bet that one thing is for certain: At some point during the apocalypse, someone you don’t know is going to waltz into your home and judge you on your cleanliness.

Of course, you won’t actually be there when it happens. You’ll be too busy leading other survivors to some military outpost or traveling to a cabin you’ve set up for you and your loved ones where you can wait out the horrible beginning of the end and possibly start rebuilding civilization. But one day, after everything has settled down, you’re going to think back and wonder what the looters thought of the way you kept your home. Did they scowl at the dust that sat on the tops of your picture frames as they scavenged for useful items? Were they disgusted by dust bunnies beneath your couch? When they huddled together for warmth on your carpeted floor, were they so put off by the grit and dirt in it that they decided to take shelter at the Johnson’s next door? That’d be pretty embarrassing, especially if you ran into them later during humanity’s last stand.

And the worst part is you never know when the End will come! That’s why it’s so important that you purchase this Eureka Comfort Clean Upright Bagless Vacuum right away. With a HEPA filter, easy to empty dust container, and whirlwind cyclonic technology that maintains suction power longer, people fleeing capture or death in the streets won’t be able to keep themselves from commenting on the condition of your carpet. In the end (literally), isn’t that what’s important?

Your purchase of this vacuum could mean the difference between “It is so refreshing to loot a home that was cared for properly” and “Yeah, I found some cans of Tactical Bacon, but their floors were ATROCIOUS.” When our dominance of this planet comes to an abrupt end, which one would you rather a random survivor say?

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