We now return you to Public Domain Theater’s production of Hamlet, brought to you by the eMachines W3619 3.46Ghz/512mb/120GB Desktop PC.

GUILDENSTERN
My lord, we were sent for.

HAMLET
I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation
prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the king
and queen moult no feather. I have of late—but
wherefore I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all
custom of exercises; except for playing around
with my new computer, this godlike PC, the
eMachine, seems like some awesome technology, this most
excellent processor, Celeron, look you, this brave
expandable memory, this majestical hard drive
of a 120 gigs, it appears no other thing to
me than an affordable, powerful PC by olden standards.
What a piece of work is an eMachine! How noble in reason!
how fast in processing! In form and moving how
express and admirable! In action how like an angel!
In apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the
world! the paragon of animals! Yup, yup, to me,
it is the quintessence of cool. man delights not
me: no, nor woman neither, which is why I spend
all of my time with a computer.

ROSENCRANTZ
My lord, there is no sense in any of your words.

HAMLET
What can I say, man? This computer totally rocks!

TO BE CONTINUED

Public Domain Theater would like to thank the eMachines W3619 3.46Ghz/512mb/120GB Desktop PC for its unwavering support of the arts.

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