Today is July 11th, 2010. If you disagree, you might be correct.

You see, we here at Woot sometimes get a little busy, or maybe even a little distracted. It happens to everyone, of course, probably even astronauts like to go home early once in a while. But we strive to hold ourselves to a high standard, and so we make you this challenge: buy this eMachines Athlon Dual-Core Computer, and if you see this writeup again, you can call us out.

That’s right, with the power of your AMD Athlon II X2 Dual-Core Processor 250u and 4 GB DDR2 dual-channel RAM, you’ll be able to type LOL MORE LIKE STOOP.COM and CALENDAR FAIL and WHY DON’T YOU SPEND LESS TIME ON STUPID WRITEUPS AND MORE TIME ON QUALITY CONTROL YOU truckHEADS and we won’t be able to do a single thing about it. It doesn’t matter if it’s next week, next year, or 2175, if you buy an eMachines Athlon Dual-Core Computer and see this writeup again, let us have it, because we deserve it for being lazy jerks!

To make it even easier, we’re including the mouse, speakers, power cable and keyboard so you’re up and ready the second you open the box. Use that 10/100 Ethernet port to its fullest and keep a watchful eye on our mistakes! Remember, it’s written down on the Internet, and that’s exactly like a verbal contract. If you see this writeup again… let us have it!

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