If this were stone-age times, the Eiki EIP-1000T DLP Home Theater Projector would be a hollow rock, and inside there would be a bird with a flashlight. And if we opened that flashlight, we would see an even smaller bird holding a candle. And if we looked close at that candle we would see a series of birds holding clumps of wax that was also made up of birds, all the way down to the subatomic level, where the smallest of smallest birds would shrug and say “It’s a living!”

Thankfully the Eiki EIP-1000T DLP Home Theater Projector is made of more than just a series of talking birds. It has a 2500:1 contrast ratio, which strangely enough is the same number you get if you compare Rush Limbaugh and Andrea Dworkin. It offers 1000 ANSI lumens, a kilo-lumen, if you will. It has true 480p resolution and is 1080i, 1035i, 576i/p, 540p and 480i compatible, which is probably fantastic if you are running short of p’s and i’s. It has two component inputs and one output as well as an S-Video and Composite in. The Color Wheel is as silent as a ninja raccoon made of marshmallows and the whole thing is lightweight and easy to install and use. It even works with a Mac! So don’t ask or a short man in a top hat will spray gas into your living room and you’ll wake up on an island from which there is no escape.

The Eiki EIP-1000T DLP Home Theater Projector also comes with the important cables and a wireless remote, so you won’t need an electric eel and a mouse that runs across the room to push buttons for you. We’ve come so far as a species!

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