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“Oh, good morning, officer. I was hoping it would be you. I see your car here all the time. I always think Oh, it must be so lonely to be on patrol. Do you ever get lonely, officer? Do you ever wish you had some company?”
“License and registration, ma’am.”
“Of course, officer, of course. By the way, do you like my Early Warning Laser/Radar Detector? I hope you do, I got it… well, I guess it will sound silly, but I got it especially for you. I figured you had to have a speed gun, and the Early Warning Laser/Radar Detector covers all major devices, including the advanced Ka-POP radar gun. Ka-POP! Isn’t that a silly name? Don’t you giggle every time you use it? Maybe guys like you don’t giggle. I bet you work out, huh? You always look so good in that uniform.”
“License and registration, ma’am.”
“Here you go. My address is current and correct, just like it says there. And does it mention I’m single? Because I am. I hope it does, I’d hate to have to go down to the police station and get it fixed. Tell me, officer, did you know I had a Early Warning Laser/Radar Detector before you stopped me? Because the Early Warning Laser/Radar Detector also offers protection from the Radar Detector Detector devices. At least, it used to. I disconnected that on mine. A lady likes to be noticed sometimes! Speaking of which, do you like my dress? I literally just bought it this morning, right after I left the hair salon. I was worried it was too low cut. What do you think?”
“Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to slow down a little in future.”
“Oh, of course, officer! I’m usually so careful. You believe me, don’t you? I just knew you’d be here all alone, you’re always here, all alone, just like me, and… well, this Early Warning Laser/Radar Detector is just an excuse, really. I didn’t really want to break the speed limit at all. I hate breaking the speed limit, really I do. I only wanted to know if you were watching me. Were you watching me, officer? Did you like what you saw? Did… did you want to… see more?”
“You have a good afternoon, ma’am. Drive safely.”
“Wait… wait! Officer! I packed a picnic lunch before I installed my Early Warning Laser/Radar Detector, it’s in the backseat now, I was hoping that maybe you and I could…if you’ve got a lunch break we could… there’s a checkered cloth and everything… oh, you’re driving off. Okay, then, I guess… I guess I’ll drive safely. On my way back home. Guess I won’t need this Early Warning Laser/Radar Detector anymore either. Goodbye, then, officer. Goodbye.”
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