Good morning, everyone! Thanks for stopping by. Usually this is where we try to write something clever and amusing, or, according to a few of you, just waste everyone’s valuable time. And we know, those fast-paced direct-minded types usually just scroll quickly down the page. But we’re a co-dependent attention-starved bunch, so we came up with a way to make them happy too, even if it’s only for one day. And it’s also a good excuse to use more hyphens. We’re super-crazy about hyphenation!

Anyway, today we’ve got a two-pack of Eargrips Behind the Head Fleece Ear Warmers. Now, we can already anticipate the post after post asking if two-pack means “one for each ear” or “two sets”. We’re going to make it very plain. If you have four ears, they will all be covered.

And that’s it. That’s all we’re doing. No gags about the “Behind the head” design at a baseball game, no fancy references to how they’ll collapse to fit in your pocket, no jokes about politics or religion or whatever it is you think no one should ever joke about for any reason, just a few simple paragraphs that clear away any misconceptions about how many Eargrips Behind the Head Fleece Ear Warmers will be in the 2 Pack.

So enjoy it, all you serious types. Because, believe it or not, we want to make you happy as well. Even if it’s just for one day.

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