I Got A Bad Case Of Lovin' Vacuum
DYSON: Doctor Smaydenbauer-
DOCTOR: Hang on there. [finishes writing in pink diary] "Anyway, I have a patient now so we'll talk about Jason later. Byeeeeeeeee!" Ok Dyson, what's the sitch?
DYSON: I feel like I have something lodged in me.
DOCTOR: Isn't that your job?
DYSON: Yes, but something's not, y'know...moving through.
DOCTOR: Ok well let me just take an x-ray oh wait you're practically transparent so I'll just look at you. Hmm...
DYSON: What "hmm", WHAT?
DOCTOR: Did you know your ball canister is yellow?
DYSON: Like jaundice?
DOCTOR: Yeah. Well no. But this might mean something.
DYSON: Level with me, doc. What does it mean?
DOCTOR: Oh, it's probably not-
DYSON: I'M GONNA DIE?
DOCTOR: No-
DYSON: TODAY?
DOCTOR: No no no, you're going to live today. And tomorrow and etcetera. Listen, I think it just means your manufacturer chose to make your ball canister yellow.
DYSON: Oh.
DOCTOR: Yeah. So just go home and eat a bunch of dust.
DYSON: Ok. Thanks doc. You're the best. [exits]
DOCTOR: [returns to diary] "Just had a five minute conversation with vacuum cleaner. Things are great. Should probably return this doctor jacket to the real doctor's closet. Where I'm keeping the doctor. Anywayyyyyyyyyy..."
Features
Radial Root Cyclone™ Technology:
- Dyson's patented cyclone technology captures more dirt than any other cyclone
- In Radial Root Cyclone™ technology remodeled airflows maximize suction power
- Improved flow efficiency reduces turbulence and preserves air pressure, so more microscopic particles are extracted by the inner cyclones
- These refinements help remove more dust, allergens and pet hair from the home
Ball™ Technology for Canister Vacuums:
- Conventional upright vacuums use fixed wheels
- But wheeled vacuums can be awkward to steer and can make you work a lot harder than you need to
- All that back and forth around corners and obstacles
- Ball™ technology is a radical alternative to fixed wheels
- Dyson Ball™ vacuums ride on a ball, which pivots on itself so you can instantly change direction with just a turn of the wrist
Triggerhead Tool:
- The Triggerhead tool is the only turbine head controlled at the handle
- No need to bend down and adjust when moving between floor types
- A rotating brush bar deep cleans carpets – push the trigger and it switches off to protect delicate rugs and hard floors
Captures Allergens and Expels Cleaner Air:
- Ordinary vacuums can’t always retain all the dust they remove – so some of them vent some of it back into your room in the air they expel
- That’s the reason for the dusty, electrical smell
- Dyson cyclones can capture microscopic particles such as pollen, mold and bacteria
Hygienic and Quick to Empty:
- Emptying the bin on a Dyson vacuum is quick and hygienic
- Just press the button to release the dirt
- The bin is clear, so you can see when it needs emptying – and how much dust, dirt and pet hair the machine has captured
- Dyson vacuums were the first to have clear bins – despite market researchers insisting it was a bad idea
- Now clear bins are everywhere (though not all are made from the same ABS polycarbonate as riot shields, like Dyson bins)
Engineered for Reduced Noise Levels:
- Essential components are located inside the acoustically treated ball
- The motor is attached to the housing with sound-dampening mounts
- Less noise escapes from the airways, and polyurethane sound-insulating materials absorb sound energy
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 6 Months Dyson
Specs
Specifications | |
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Suction Power: | 275 AW |
Movement Type: | Ball Technology |
Filter: | HEPA Filter |
Cleaner Head: | Triggerhead Tool |
Bin Capacity: | 0.53 Gallons |
Dimensions: | 14.2" H x 19.5" W x 10.2" D |
Maximum Reach: | 32.8 ft. |
Cord Length: | 21.3 ft. |
Weight: | 22.9 lbs. |
Voltage: | 120V, 60Hz |
In the Box:
- (1) Dyson DC39 Ball Canister Vacuum
Specs
Specifications | |
---|---|
Suction Power: | 275 AW |
Movement Type: | Ball Technology |
Filter: | HEPA Filter |
Cleaner Head: | Triggerhead Tool |
Bin Capacity: | 0.53 Gallons |
Dimensions: | 14.2" H x 19.5" W x 10.2" D |
Maximum Reach: | 32.8 ft. |
Cord Length: | 21.3 ft. |
Weight: | 22.9 lbs. |
Voltage: | 120V, 60Hz |
In the Box:
- (1) Dyson DC39 Ball Canister Vacuum
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