The refurbished Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor Vacuum has seen some action. That’s what refurbished means, after all. Someone, somewhere, at some time has cleaned up something so big and so historical that they were left with no choice but to call the company and pretend they got a broken machine.

Maybe someone in Boston used the Root Cyclone Technology to clean up a molasses disaster. Maybe they found out too late that even though the Dyson’s Easy Empty Bin and Lifetime HEPA Filtration can trap dirt and up to 99.97% of airborne particles, it still isn’t a good idea to try and vacuum up a wave of molasses moving at thirty five miles an hour.

Or could it have come from London? How many hours could some well-meaning civil servant have spent with the On Board Tool Storage, trying to get the Brush Tool and Combination Accessory Tool to clean up leftover beer? Even the well designed Central Pivot Cleaner Head couldn’t have managed the three hundred and twenty three thousand gallons spilled that day. That’s more than Spring Break and St. Patrick’s Day combined! Well, okay, not in Florida. Maybe somewhere in Kansas. Not near a college, of course.

Maybe this Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor Vacuum swept up the crumbs after that party the telcom companies threw for each other the day the FISA Amnesty passed the House. Maybe it was clogged with shredded paper by Enron staffers who tried to cover their tracks. Even if it was just in the hands of some prissy soccer mom who didn’t want to risk ruining her manicure by emptying the bin, this refurbished Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor Vacuum is a living memorial to history.

When you consider the Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor Vacuum, remember the most important rule of housecleaning. You don’t just use your cleaning tools… you become part of their legend. And what’s that broom ever done with its life?

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