Have you ever loved a vacuum
Really really really loved a vacuum
Really really really really really really really really loved a vacuum

klikWhat are you doing?

I’m talking about this Dyson DC14 Complete Vacuum.

klikNo, you’re not. You’re just writing the word “really” over and over again.

It’s a song parody. We do those all the time. It’s an easy way to talk about things like accessories. This Dyson DC14 Complete has more stuff than any other Dyson we’ve offered before.

klikThat stuff you wrote was never a song.

Not only was it a song, it went gold worldwide and went to Number One in the United States.

klikA song like that went to number one?

Yep. He probably spend like five minutes on it and it paid for his new house. Meanwhile we’re sitting around trying to figure out how to tell people about this Mini Turbine Head, Soft Dusting Brush, Low Reach Floor Tool and Mattress Tool and getting thrilled when there’s an occasional lunch voucher. Really, did you see that Nadsat thing we wrote the other day? That has more words than his whole greatest hits album!

klikAnd he could buy and sell you, too.

No kidding. But let him come down off his ivory tower and try to figure out a clever way to talk about how the Dyson is asthma friendly and actually cleans the air. Let him make some love song about Root Cyclone Technology. He’d be crying his way back to Canada.

klikWe’re in the wrong business, all right.

Oh, yeah. And I didn’t even get a lunch voucher today. So, from the top?

Have you ever loved a vacuum
Really really really loved a vacuum
Really really really really really really really really loved a vacuum

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