Hi, Steve. Pepper again. Yeah, he’s fine, I locked him in his office.

No, it’s not a huge deal this time, I changed all his passwords and he can’t get to the suits. No, heTHINKS he can, he’s got a Dream Cheeky Iron Man USB Stress Panic Button and he’s just pounding away and laughing. It brings up- hang on, I hear glass breaking – YOU OKAY IN THERE? OH, YOU JUST DROPPED THE SCOTCH? OKAY, I WILL TRY TO FIND MORE, JUST HANG ON, I’LL ASK RHODEY TO FIND YOU MORE SCOTCH. AND A FRIED EGG SANDWICH FROM THAT DELI YOU LIKE, SURE. Okay, I’m back. He’s fine, he’ll be watching the Dream Cheeky Iron Man USB Stress Panic Button show him Iron Man screen effects all afternoon as long as he thinks that egg sandwich is coming. So go ahead and finish up that Skrull war or whatever, there’s no hurry. Just maybe stop in later, okay? I feel like a good talking to might- hang on – WHAT WAS THAT, TONY? OH, A BIG GLOWING CUBE? OKAY, WELL, DON’T TOUCH IT, ALL RIGHT? BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I CAN’T GIVE YOU THAT EGG SANDWICH, AND IT’S ALMOST DONE COOKING. OKAY, RIGHT, PLAY WITH THE RED BUTTON SOME MORE AND JUST LET THE GLOWING CUBE SIT WHERE IT IS. GREAT. GOOD WORK, TONY.

Yeah, Steve, change of plans, can you get here literally as soon as humanly possible? Great, that’ll be great, thanks. Whew. I wonder if the Future Foundation is hiring?

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