Neighbor: Assassin
When I first packed my bags to take that long trip across the ocean, I knew I was going to have a little culture shock. I mean, Germany’s not the good ol’ USA, after all. I knew they’d be a bit more… European. But I figured I could handle it. After all, if I got too homesick, I’d have my Disney Mix Stick 1GB MP3 Player with me. It’s small, and easy to carry, but also powerful as well. On the plane over, I used it to make some on-the-fly playlists with some of my favorite songs. So I figured I had nothing to worry about! I had plenty of money, and had rented an apartment in one of the best cities in the world! My own apartment! It would be so fun, I thought! So restful!
But when I picked up my keys… well, the landlady was nice enough, but my upstairs neighbor, my Lord! Every day, at eleven in the morning, he’s leaping and slapping the floor and yelling out HAAA! like he’s Bruce Lee or something. My German wasn’t too good, but everybody spoke English, so that was nice, and it let me ask around. Apparently he though he was some kind of ninja. And that freaked me out, because I thought ninja were supposed to be quiet. I figured yelling HAAA! all the time would be against the ninja code. But, hey, when in Rome, right? So I decided to just be tolerant of this Berlininja dude and make do. But, honestly, every day? Every single day?
So then I figured maybe I should just make friends, and then I could ask him to tone it down. I felt lucky that I had remembered to bring some extra Disney Mix Stick 1GB MP3 Players. I could choose to give him Hannah Montana, or the Jonas Brothers, or High School Musical, or more! I went with Tinkerbell, because I figured even a ninja would know who Tinkerbell was. I mean, there’s a Disneyworld Japan, right? Even some idiot who grew up in the mountains and whined about his father 24/7 would know who Tinkerbell was.
Anyway, I get there, and the guy’s gone. Just gone. I don’t even get to tell him about the way each Disney Mix Stick 1GB MP3 Player has an SD/MMC card slot that can allow you to increase the memory. Right then, I figured I’d leave it for him on the doorstep. So I make a nice little note, you know, just to say hi. And I don’t hear from him that night, but that’s no big deal. I figure maybe he just gets home late. All that rooftop sneaking in the dark, fighting Batman or whatever.
But then! Then! I’m at the store across town, buying new clothes because for some reason all the ones I left at the laundromat have been seized by the police as part of an investigation into a severed head- no kidding, it’s a crazy city, Berlin- and then who do you think comes waltzing in? That’s right, my upstairs neighbor, the ninja dude! I nod, and smile, and he completely blows me off. Just blows me off! Not even a thank you for the Disney Mix Stick 1GB MP3 Player. He goes right to the women’s clothing section and buys a pair of woman’s pants! Can you imagine? It used to be, a ninja was a real man’s man. I guess times sure have changed.
Anyway, I had to cut my trip short because some cops blew up a warehouse or something, but I guess it was fun. I’m just glad I had my Disney Mix Stick 1GB MP3 Player to keep me company. But I did get home to find I got this cool envelope of black sand in the mail. Wonder what that’s all about?
Features
Warranty: 1 Year Digital Blue
Features:
- 1GB built-in memory, SD/MMC Card Slot for Additional 2GB External Memory
- Stores both data and music files
- Plays WMA and MP3 audio files
- Mix-It software makes instant playlists on the fly
- Supports Microsoft PDDRM
- Holds up to 500 songs/32 hours of WMA music
- Holds up to 240 songs/16 hours of MP3 music
- SD/MMC Card Slot expandable up to 2GB
- No computer required when used with Disney Mix-Clips (sold separately)
- Up to 8-hour playback with built-in rechargeable battery (recharges via USB port)
- 3.5mm headphone jack, USB 2.0 Type B mini-USB connector Outputs
- Dimensions: 3” x 1.4” x .5”
- Weight: 1.2oz
In the box:
- Disney Mix Stick 1GB MP3 Player (Choose One)
- USB Cable
- Stereo Earbuds
- Lanyard with Safety Release
- Quick Start Guide
Specs
Digital Blue Disney Mix Stick 1GB MP3 PlayerSpecs
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