Come in, come in. Don’t be frightened. Nobody’s going to judge you. You’re among friends here. This is a safe space for people like you and me…for people who enjoy Digital Lifestyles.

We understand what you’re going through – the shame, the anxiety, the fear that those around you will turn their backs on you. We’ve all been there ourselves. Bill over there, his wife divorced him when he revealed his passion for the Digital Lifestyles LT32323 32” Widescreen LCD HDTV. It’s fully FCC V-chip compliant, but the judge still gave his wife the kids. And when Marissa’s boss found a Digital Lifestyles catalogue in her cubicle, he fired her on the spot. Tony hasn’t spoken to his father in 14 years. I myself was ridiculed as an “LCD lover” back in college after my frat brothers found an LT32323 in my closet. That’s why we started this support group.

It’s OK to be yourself here. We all needed somewhere we could go to talk about our Digital Lifestyles. It’s remarkably liberating to open up about how fabulous the built-in HD tuner is, and how great games look with that 8 ms response time. Nobody here thinks it’s weird to perform an interpretive dance piece in praise of the 176-degree viewing angle, like Angie did at our Christmas party. And if you’re feeling inadequate because of the LT32323’s short HDMI cable – like a lot of us do – we’ll even help you find a longer one.

After so many years of hiding, I know it’s hard to open up about your Digital Lifestyles. So, just to break the ice, why don’t you tell the group one thing that you really like about the Digital Lifestyles LT32323 32” Widescreen LCD HDTV? We promise to listen with open minds and friendly ears. Go on. It’s OK.

What? Are you kidding? My God. That’s…that’s just…what kind of a sicko are you?

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