Man, people in olden times were so dumb. Like, everybody in the ‘50s was all, like, flipping out over some stupid little Russian satellite. All it could do was go around in a circle and, like, make a bleeping sound or something. Ooh, I’m so impressed! Idiots.

We’re a lot smarter today. Like, take the XM Radio satellites. They do more than fifty Sputniks ever could, beaming 150 channels of music, sports, talk, and weather. I mean, like, for real: CNN, Major League Baseball, bluegrass, hardcore punk, Snoop Dogg, the list goes on. Oh, and don’t forget Opie and Anthony – those dudes are way bigger geniuses than any space scientist or whatever.

And with the Delphi XM2GO MyFi and an XM subscription (not included), I can listen anywhere I go. If I wanna carry it around, cool. If I wanna mount it in my ride, no problemo. Even cooler, the MyFi XM2GO can save up to five hours of programming and play it back whenevs. If the Russians had figured out a way to do something this awesome back in the ‘50s, we’d all be pledging allegiance to Stalin right now.

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