You think people start as radio DJs? No, no, my friend, it takes a long slow decline to wind up as the sort of failure who gets paid to play records and talk for a few hours a day. Sort of a reward for being the biggest loser. But who doesn’t love a train wreck? And that’s why there’s the refurbished Delphi XM Radio SKYFi2 with Car Kit.

Now you can listen to your music and talk shows, as well as news, children’s music and traffic and weather, while getting customizable sports and stock information on built in tickers. Plus, with the Car Kit, you’ll have a built in FM transmitter that sends out on over 100 frequencies, as well as a car charger, cassette adapter, dash mount, vent mount, and a Satellite antenna and antenna coupling clip for the best signal possible. Then, when you’re through, the Delphi XM Radio SKYFi2 is small enough to fit in your jacket pocket. Especially if you’re fat. Zing! That’s the kind of wit you’re missing out on!

Really, who cares about being late from work when you can hear some goofball get arrested for insulting a women’s basketball team? The Delphi XM Radio SKYFi2 with Car Kit brings the magic to you. You’ll have plenty to talk about when you get to work, and hey, if you get fired, you can always try to get your own show. All you gotta do is be a bigger jerk than the last guy. Ain’t showbiz grand?

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