It’s 11:30pm.

You’re on the couch. Watching Zardoz. When suddenly, you have a breakthrough. You know what it means! You know what it all means! But your computer, aw, it’s all the way over there.

If you had an Dell Inspiron 530 Core 2 Duo, that wouldn’t be a problem. You could comfortably communicate with the outside world in just seconds. Six gigs of RAM would be more than enough to use the 10/100 Base T Ethernet to its fullest. Plus the 7.1 channel audio would make it a breeze to quote every work of the dialogue that supports your theory, not theirs. And that 16x DVD +/- burner? Well, you might not be using it right now, but it can’t hurt to have it around.

But without a Dell Inspiron 530 Core 2 Duo? You’ll keep on waiting for the pages to load, and some other guy will be holding the title of “Greatest Zardoz Fan”. Once that’s on Wikipedia, it’s not coming down. Even. Unless someone sues Jimbo Wales. Then it’ll vanish silently in the night. But you’d be stuck without a computer, so where could you find a lawyer? It’s all digital these days, my friend.

So don’t lose your chance to win that arbitrary title we just now made up. Get a Dell Inspiron 530 Core 2 Duo and a copy of Zardoz (sold separately) and get to work.

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