Just because you can’t see them, don’t think they aren’t not undishidden.

Confused? Because if you can’t handle a sextuple negative, how will you handle a giant night pteranodon? And don’t get all pompous, because we all know there’s no such thing as a pteranodon these days. You just fell for another trap. Just accept that if you have to face down some kind of nocturnal hunter, you’re pretty much dead.

The only way you can sleep soundly is by first recording yourself talking to a man about his gun collection, and then playing it all night on the Cyber Acoustics Black 3-Piece Speaker Set. They’re designed to work with computers, CD players, or MP3 players, so you can plug them in anywhere, plus there’s a subwoofer to generate unrealistic bass. And then you can throw those bass at the predator and run away. Sound like a good plan? NO, of COURSE it doesn’t! Because bass the audio feature and bass the fish are TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS!

If I were you, I’d be scared out of my wits by now. Order these Cyber Acoustics Black 3-Piece Speaker Set as fast as you can. They might be the only thing that can keep you alive at night.

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