Well, kiddo, you may not remember now, but that’s how it happened a few months ago.

I guess it’s easy to see things differently when six months is like… what, a tenth of your entire life? But for me, winter was just the other day, and I still remember your face off with Mr. Snowman. That’s why I made a copy to watch on our Curtis 13.3” LED HDTV with Built in DVD Player and HDMI. See how cute you are in the 1336x768 resolution? See how grown up you look in 16:9?

Wait, wait, don’t look away, the funny part’s coming up. Wait… wait for it! AHAHAHAHA! SEE THAT? THE SNOWMAN JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU! YOU GOT BEAT UP BY A SNOWMAN! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Aw, don’t look so sad. I’m sure by next winter you’ll be much tougher than you were this year. Just do a lot of swimming, that builds upper body strength. And watch out for ice cubes, they might remember you! HAHAHAHA! Hey, I’m gonna watch it again, do you want to join me? No? Okay, well, it’s your loss. HAAHAHAHA! I gotta rewind it! I gotta rewind it! HAHAHAHAHA! It never gets old!

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