I’ve known some football fans who were beastly, but jeez
I hear you have a bit of a lycanthrope problem, Cheese State. I’m not sure which tribe of gypsies you run afoul of, but don’t you fret about it. I’m here to help. With the power of agriculture.
You see, what every good paranormal horticulturist knows is that the common werewolf can be warded off or forced to reveal their true nature with just the simple Aconitum plant, otherwise known as Wolfsbane. And it just so happens I have a truck bed full of the stuff. Fancy that.
And I want you to know, I have to tools necessary to plant these beauties in your garden today. Well, one tool. The Corona Clipper Fusion 11 Multi-Tool, to be precise. 10 tools for pruning, cutting, weeding, measuring, and sprinkling, and one tool for opening my beer. Now, that’s a gardener’s friend, right there. The pruning blade is stainless steel, cuts cleanly, and resists rust, as well. Plus, it’s compact, and has an thumb lock to keep me from cutting myself and drawing blood. And you know how much werewolves love blood.
Now, it says here in my almanac there’s a full moon comin’ soon. Maybe you should take my card, huh? You’ll want to call soon. I’ve a feeling my schedule will be filling up fast.
Features
Warranty: Lifetime Corona
Features:
- 3" blade cuts though small braches and twigs
- Handheld stainless steel pruning blade
- Cut cleanly and resists rust
- Compact folding design
- Nylon pouch with belt loop, keep it on your hip for easy access
- Easy to use thumb lock keeps the blades locked in to prevent accidental injury
- Measures 4 1/2" long when folded in on itself
11 tools in 1:
- Bypass pruner
- Wire cutter
- Bottle opener
- Wire stripper
- Sprinkler Tool
- Saw
- Weeder
- Ruler
- Point blade knife
- Bag ripper
- Half serrated knife
In the box:
- Corona Clipper MT5911 Fusion 11 Multi-Tools
Specs
Corona Clipper MT5911 Fusion 11 Multi-ToolSpecs
Corona Clipper MT5911 Fusion 11 Multi-ToolSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.225s
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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